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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

A cardiologist overhauled his diet to boost his longevity. Here's the grocery store path he takes to stick to his meal plan and avoid bad foods. - Business Insider

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

US won't label China a currency manipulator amid tariff war - AP News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Target says Philly Pride 365 rejected its sponsorship - Axios

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Then came..

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

A new COVID variant is spreading across California. Could we see a summer surge? - Sacramento Bee

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

The best time to see the Milky Way is fast approaching! How to see our galaxy at its best in June. - Live Science

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Shane Bieber Suffers Potential Setback In Elbow Rehab - MLB Trade Rumors

No way

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?