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12.06.2025 00:07

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
US won't label China a currency manipulator amid tariff war - AP News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Target says Philly Pride 365 rejected its sponsorship - Axios
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Then came..
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
A new COVID variant is spreading across California. Could we see a summer surge? - Sacramento Bee
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Shane Bieber Suffers Potential Setback In Elbow Rehab - MLB Trade Rumors
No way
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds