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So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Thumbs down again.

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Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

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Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Still no good.

What are incels doing wrong?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Do women lack the mental strength to succeed at STEM? There seems to be few women at STEM and more women leave STEM after a time of working at it. How can it be just sexism if women aren't banned from entering?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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